Dear Santa,

I don’t want to be too much of a Copper Stopper Bugger Hugger this year, however I want a bright new shiny bicycle under the tree. Not just any ordinary old bike, Santa. I want one that has a powerful electric assist motor as well as automatic electronic shifting. And to top it all off, I want it to be custom built to my specifications. 

I know what you are thinking, Santa. “Ho-Ho-Ho! Why, that doesn’t even exist. How can my elves make something that hasn’t even been invented yet?”

Santa, it does exist and it’s available right now!

Your elves are not privy to this technology yet so let me tell you where this bicycle decked out with all these goodies can be found. The bicycle is called the Disruptor and can be found at R+E Cycles in the University District of Seattle Washington.

Santa, let me explain a little more about the Disruptor:

• A powerful motor capable of 750W
• Automatic (yes automatic) or Manual electronic shifting that is uniquely engineered to withstand the torque that the powerful motor can dish out
• A bunch of high-end components are already included
• A reasonable weight (heck, even I can lift it up on my roof rack)
• Any paint job you desire. There are standard colors available but if you want to go the custom route you can do that as well – If you desire a paint job that looks like a peppermint candy cane, R+E can do that!  
• And the bike frame is hand built in the U.S.A to my specifications

With all the letters I imagine you will be receiving about the Disruptor I should also tell you the Disruptor comes in two basic styles, Step-Through or Sloping Top Tube, and that when you purchase a bicycle from R+E Cycles you are not only buying a bike, you are buying a whole bike company.

You might say this bike is a Christmas wish come true!

Sincerely,

Wunorse Openslae